When I was younger, adults told me that when I grew up, my friends would try to give/offer me cigarettes all the time. Well they fucking lied. I practically have to beg my friends to give me their cigarettes.
i'm not a regular god i'm a cool god
don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? ok, now everybody take some rubbers
i'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular
i wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
zeus, i'm sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch. it's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
and none for luke castellan... bye!
When Caroline Walter of Freiburg, Germany died at the age of 16, her sister, ,Selma, had a sculptor cast a life size sculpture for the gravestone - Every morning since Caroline’s funeral, a fresh flower was found tucked in the crook of the arm, and still is to this day - Nobody knows who leaves it - Every single morning! - Caroline died in 1867 - For 146 years, someone has been leaving flowers…
Caroline totes had a vampire lover.
This is by far, my favorite theory.